I've lost count - In the last 10 years how many new prime ministers has Australia had now? Can someone please tell me? Is our government insane!!! ( notice I am only using lower case for any proper nouns used - that's because they are not important enough to me to be proper nouns!)
It started off a few days ago - another leadership challenge. I get a phone call from the AEC (Australian Electoral Commission) - what for I was wondering? They asked me a few questions - Did you apply to work at the elections? Can't remember maybe for the last by elections which were not applicable in NSW. Aparently I did back in May this year. Could you please update your employment profile online ie fitness to work, references, availability etc. Sure but not right now as I returned the call during my work hours. ( 3 days later after the leadership challenge is over still haven't done it yet). Are we having an election? We don't know yet - really? Surely the AEC owns a crystal ball!
OK I have done so now but not without problems saving my updates.
All I can think of is Please don't let Peter Dutton become our new pm and more importantly please don't have a by election for Wentworth - this will happen if our former pm Malcolm Turnbull resigns from politics leaving his seat vacant for another member of parliament. I don't particularly want to vote again (voting is compulsory in Australia refer my last rant about the last elections we had in my previous blog) and I don't think I will be available to work with my busy schedule if an offer of employment is received.
I can't figure out which country is worse off USA or Australia. It is now not just a 3 candidate race in Australia to become the next pm but a 3 country race with the UK's PM also under threat joining Australia and the US - So which country is the worst off with their current government?
Again who cares or as Kate from Woolworths says "Who cares a s***!"
Why can't we be like France - socialist with the only voting options you like this person or you don't like this person or let's just be like Canada. Even better how about requesting Justin Trudeau to be our PM! That should solve everything!
Remember when the If Trump is elected Canada would open their arms to all Americans to came and live there? Not! or the Canadian dating site matching Canadian and Americans. Maybe this is the immigration solution - with every new leadership challenge Australia has, NZ would open their arms for all Australians to go and live there! I love you Jacinta!
Scott Morrison - who is he anyway ? - who cares!!!!! Wait he is a Christian but not just any Christian - what's that cult following similar to Hill Song that draws the masses and holds services not in a traditional church but in huge auditorium called? Yes one of those - not Armish not Scientogolgist not even Mormon - Pentecostal yes that one! That would mean that Scott Morrison would be against same sex marriage wouldn't it? Would that mean there is a possibility to revert this legislation just passed? I read that his religious "connections" would not be involved in his political "dealings" - impossible - just look at Peter Dutton's education "connections" which are currently subsidized by government funding - do politicians not understand the meaning of "CONFLICTS OF INTERESTS" - yes plural not singular!
Let's see how long he lasts as pm before someone decides to boot him out - I see few possibilities - Julia Bishop and Peter Dutton at a second attempt - after all Scott Morisson did invite him to be one of his side kicks - or is that s*** kicker - sorry Peter Dutton the position of deputy pm has already been filled but thanks for yor application and I wish you luck for the future - now you know how Malcolm feels! Julia Bishop was also invited back but is considering her options and it looks like she will retain her foreign minister position - and as mentioned on a news program - why not? travelling the world to escape all the chaos happening back in parliament.
Post Script - I was right about Peter Dutton - he may have been invited back by Scott Morrison to what is his ministry call again? " Homeland Affairs?" but his has had his wings clipped so S*** Kicker he is. Now what about finance minister Matthias Cormann I thought he should have had a go at the pm position NOT! What a little traitor! Trust no-one in politics!
If only photos could tell this story! Scott Morrison hopefully not Scott Moron!
Best 2 stories to come out of this leadership challenge - Will the real Peter Dutton please step forward ? Yes the other Peter Dutton from the US who sells Soul Pop available on Amazon.
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Forget about Malcolm Turnbull ex pm and grandpa being the centre of attention - his grand kids stole the show and his lime light!
One final politically incorrect comment if HK is not China then Australia is not Parliament (or Canberra) - do not even think of China running Australia or making Australia a communist country.
Disclaimer on any incorrect information I have published. Information was correct at the time I wrote this blog but more and more worms have come out of the political woodwork since.
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